I take that back. I will eventually post pictures from 4th grade, the year that preceded the mullet, but I'm just not ready for it emotionally. It was rough.
Anyways, back to the mullet at hand. Looking over old pictures, I came to the realization that the 5th grade mullet was not actually an improvement. It was merely a necessary stage I had to go through to get past 4th grade.
So, without further ado, here's why I never had a boyfriend:
This is my official picture from 5th grade. In addition to the mullet, please take note of the hot pink Coca-Cola t-shirt.
I was all kinds of awesome.
Oh, this picture? That's a plaque from the math tournament. Not only was I mullet-licious, I was really smart, too. What you don't see in the picture are my shorts which had a very large toucan on them.
Yeah, this last picture...it's what a body wave did to my hair. Fantastic.
Please note the award from the 4-H District Project Achievement. My award-winning topic was cat care. It's a wonder I didn't have the boys calling me every night.