Thursday, September 29, 2011

Top Ten Things I Would Do If I Didn't Work

 If I didn't work (har har har)

1 - I would watch every single episode of Yo Gabba Gabba.  I would learn all of the songs and AWESOME dance moves.  Rock on DJ Lance.

2 - I would drink multiple cups of (half-caf) coffee each morning.

3 - I would visit the Children's Museum of Virginia and the Virginia Living Museum on a regular basis.

4 - I would look at my house and wish that someone would come by & clean it daily.

5 - I would nap with Klaw and Callie.

6 - I would be the Yelp! Duchess of three grocery stores, four gas stations, a pediatric practice, a pediatric specialist group, & Walmart.

7 - I would develop carpal tunnel from all of the time I spend gathering information farting around on my iPhone.

8 - I would wear my pajamas until noon every day unless brunch with friends social obligations forced me to leave the house.

9 - I would read a lot of crappy free, self-published iBooks on my iPhone.

10 - I would allow my husband to continue to erroneously cling to the hope that I will one day make money from this blog.

There you go.

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