If I didn't work (har har har)
1 - I would watch every single episode of Yo Gabba Gabba. I would learn all of the songs and AWESOME dance moves. Rock on DJ Lance.
2 - I would drink multiple cups of (half-caf) coffee each morning.
3 - I would visit the Children's Museum of Virginia and the Virginia Living Museum on a regular basis.
4 - I would look at my house and wish that someone would come by & clean it daily.
5 - I would nap with Klaw and Callie.
6 - I would be the Yelp! Duchess of three grocery stores, four gas stations, a pediatric practice, a pediatric specialist group, & Walmart.
7 - I would develop carpal tunnel from all of the time I spend gathering information
8 - I would wear my pajamas until noon every day unless
9 - I would read a lot of
10 - I would allow my husband to continue to erroneously cling to the hope that I will one day make money from this blog.
There you go.